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"Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."
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"The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London."
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"I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations."
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"A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first."
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"It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds."
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"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."
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"I'm pretty middle-of-the-road. There are some issues I'm more conservative on."
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"We wanted to do a woman on a reality show because that's what's happening right now-it's part of our culture."
Culture

"I actually made an effort to reject acting, to shove it out of my body, because I didn't want my kids to have an actress as a mother-to have, like, a silly person."
Mother

"I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me."
Dumb

"I've learned you can make a mistake and the whole world doesn't end. I had to learn to allow myself to make a mistake without becoming defensive and unforgiving."
Mistake

"One fantasy is that I just do a Don Roos movie every year if that's possible. If he'd have me."
Fantasy

"We treat sex so casually and use it for everything but what it is-which is ultimately making another human being with thoughts and feelings and rights."
Sex

"I found the right man, got married, and just had to keep not reinventing myself, just deciding that it doesn't matter what you are if you are a good person."
Man

"You become a celebrity, not because of your work or what you do, but because you have no privacy."
Work

"I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh."
Family
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