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Henny Youngman

"If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas."

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"I am very grateful for all the opportunities life has given me."

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"Life is your greatest asset."

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"Even if you cover the whole world with darkness, you can never stop the sun from rising."

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"My mission in life is to be kind, compassionate, caring, sharing and loving in order to feel the deepest joy of life."

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"Our life is a one way journey, we can never go back."

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"The spirit of life, the spirit of peace."

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"If have nothing but life, I have everything."

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