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"If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes."
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"My mistakes are usually so enjoyable that I tend torepeat them."
"Oh, I know I'm a great trial to you, Marilla," said Anne repentantly. "I make so many mistakes. But then just think of all the mistakes I don't make, although I might."
"I know, i know. You're afraid of making mistakes. Don't be. Mistakes can be profited by. Man, when I was younger I shoved my ignorance in people's faces. They beat me with sticks. By the times I was fort my blunt instrument has been honed to a fine cutting point for me. If you hid your ignorance, no one will hit you and you'll never learn."
"Always try to avoid repeating the same mistakes, the price that you haveto pay is often too high."
"To stumble twice against the same stone is a proverbial disgrace."
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"There is nothing wrong with being wrong."
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