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"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems."
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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."
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"How magical can a person be when she is blessed with infinite kindness?"

"A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life."

"How many homes are broken because of men and women who are unfaithful! God will not hold you guiltless! There is a day of reckoning. “Be sure your sin will find you out” (Numbers 32:23 ESV). They will find you out in your own family life here in your relationship with your mate, they will find you out in the life to come."

"Yes, in my life, since we must call it so, there were three things, the inability to speak, the inability to be silent, and solitude, that's what I've had to make the best of."

"If you are a path-creator, you don't need a path!"

"He said it was as if Tommy had produced a key which fit a cage in the back of his mind, a cage like his own cell. Only instead of holding a man, that cage held a tiger, and that tiger's name was Hope. Williams produced the key that unlocked the cage and the tiger was out, willy-nilly, to roam his brain."
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"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."

"The thing that makes me happiest about Simpsons Illustrated are all the drawings that we get from readers. I wish we could print them all. They're really imaginative. They show a lot of hard work."

"Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked."

"Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing."

"Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget."

"I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again."

"The writers led by Mike Scully are fantastic. And they're creating original stories that not only don't repeat what we've already done, they also don't repeat anything I've seen on television."
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