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"I've had great success being a total idiot."
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"You multiply your life when you invest it."

"You play the game to the end. That's how it works, play to the end."

"Do it again and again. Consistency makes the rain drops to create holes in the rock. Whatever is difficult can be done easily with regular attendance, attention and action."

"When you know every well what to do and how to do it, your attitude determines how well you will have it done!"

"The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure."

"Take distinct steps and exploits. Those who are distinct and distinguished always score distinction. Go there, be there and stay there."

"On no account should you entertain being a victim of your own circumstances. When unexpected failure occurs, you can turn it into success."
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"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"

"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."

"Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."

"We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place."

"I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope."

"When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience."

"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius."
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