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"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer."
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"I like cats. I used to have a lot of cats, but I don't anymore, now I just have a dog. It does take a certain temperament to have a cat, as they do have certain personalities."

"I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21."

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."

"We still get those kind of cats coming out to our shows. Once you're into it, you're into it for a lifetime."
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"Actually, I don't hate cats, I'm just kind of afraid of them."
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"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer."
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