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"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer."
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"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
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"I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21."
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"I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days."
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"All cats are grey in the dark."
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"I've always been mad about cats."
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"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer."
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"We have one cat. I had eight cats and six dogs in Los Angeles."
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"I would say old school cats like Redman and Wu-tang. My style is my style, those are just cats that I liked."
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"Showing cats is addictive. All you need is one rosette and you're hooked."
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"Actually, I don't hate cats, I'm just kind of afraid of them."
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"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer."
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"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name."
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"Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas."
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"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
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"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
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