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Paula Poundstone is an American comedian and actress known for her witty, observational humor and distinctive delivery. She gained prominence with her stand-up comedy and as a regular panelist on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!" on NPR. Poundstone's career includes numerous television appearances, comedy specials, and her book, "There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say." Her humor and engaging style have made her a notable figure in comedy.
"Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas."
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"Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas."

Ideas, Kids, Want
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"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
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"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"

Mom, Trying
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"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name."
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"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name."

Mother, Bank account, Name
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"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
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"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."

Time, Death, Feeling, Sin
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"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer."
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"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer."

Cats,
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