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"I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics."
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"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."


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"When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect, then they told me nobody's perfect so I stopped practicing."


"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
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