"Satire today has become a flat 'tyre'."

Amit Abraham, Indian Motivational Speaker

Humor, Satire, Observation, Creativity

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"Satire today has become a flat 'tyre'."

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"If you can't make a mark make a dent."

Motivation

"Over the years I have realized it's not the people who come into your life but the choices they force you to make gives the direction to your life."

Life

"People who do not value you are worthless and those who do are priceless."

Relationship

"Corruption in education leads to some people getting highly educated and then these people support the uneducated to rule over the illiterate masses."

Society

"Sympathy is a characteristic trait of politicians and empathy an emotion of the masses."

Politics

"After I die if I am buried I will rot. If I am burnt I will become ash but if my body is donated I will live to give life and happiness to many." "Live life after death - pledge to donate your body."

Legacy

"Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others."

Success

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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

Anthony Liccione, American Author

Humor, Trust, Mistake, Learning

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

Michael Bassey Johnson, Nigerian Philosopher

Humor, Comedy, Stupidity, Life, Love

"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

Humor, Confusion, Logic, Irony

"What? he asked in a low voice."You looked like you spent your last joy bill.He hissed, "What does that even mean?"I don't know. I was just trying it out."Well, it doesn't work. It doesn't make sense. And anyway, I've got plenty of joy bills. Loads.Helen said, "What's happening there on your phone?"A very small joy debit.His older sister's smile shone brightly. "You see, it does work. Now, did you or did you not need to get out of that room?Gansey inclined his head in slight acknowledgment. Gansey siblings knew each other well."You're so welcome, Helen said. "Let me know if you need me to write a joy check."I really don't think it works."

Maggie Stiefvater, American Author

Humor, Joy, Playfulness, Communication

"I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor."

Christopher Hitchens, American Author

Humor, Tragedy, Perspective, Emotion

"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

C. JoyBell C., American Author

Humor, Self, Life, Joy

"What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?" she says after a few minutes of silence have passed."Honestly?""Does now seem like the time for honesty?"I look at her from the corner of my eye. "I think they're going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap."

Veronica Roth, American Author

Humor, Fear, Judgment, Irony

"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

Richelle Mead, American Author

Humor, Dance, Sex, Judgment

"I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Humor, Happiness, Today, Wisdom

"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

Humor, Women, Needs, Attention

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"If you can't make a mark make a dent."

"Over the years I have realized it's not the people who come into your life but the choices they force you to make gives the direction to your life."

"People who do not value you are worthless and those who do are priceless."

"Corruption in education leads to some people getting highly educated and then these people support the uneducated to rule over the illiterate masses."

"I am a nobody trying to be a somebody by not riding or pulling down anybody."

"It is not important who the leader is. Its important where they lead you to."

"Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil but then also do no evil."

"Sympathy is a characteristic trait of politicians and empathy an emotion of the masses."

"After I die if I am buried I will rot. If I am burnt I will become ash but if my body is donated I will live to give life and happiness to many." "Live life after death - pledge to donate your body."

"Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others."

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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

"I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor."

"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

"I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment."

"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."