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"When someone demands blind obedience, you'd be a fool not to peek."
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"We have confirmed something we only knew in theory, namely that revolution, in which uncontrolled and uncontrollable forces operate imperiously, is blind and destructive, grandiose and cruel."
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"Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others."
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"When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black hat - which isn't there."
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"I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies."
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"Hate and mistrust are the children of blindness."
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"We can see, so we are always blind to things deeper than skin."
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"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
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"None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see."
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"There's nothing better than a good, blind referee."
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"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
Drink
"My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."
Gay
"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'"
Ugly
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
Wife
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Being
"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
Marriage
"I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself."
Being
"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
Wife
"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
Kids
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