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"When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black hat - which isn't there."
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Personal Development
"Violence and racism are bad. Whenever they occur they are to be condemned and we should not turn a blind eye to them."
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Personal Development
"We can see, so we are always blind to things deeper than skin."
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"Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not."
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"Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind."
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"We have confirmed something we only knew in theory, namely that revolution, in which uncontrolled and uncontrollable forces operate imperiously, is blind and destructive, grandiose and cruel."
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"I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face."
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"A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"
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"It is we that are blind, not fortune."
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"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
Argument
"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
Birthday
"My mother had morning sickness after I was born."
Mother
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."
Wife
"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
Kids
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
Wife
"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."
Family
"Life is just a bowl of pits."
Life
"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
Wife
"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
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