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"I want to resume the life of a shy person."
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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."
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"A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer."

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"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."

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"Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people."
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