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"Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny."
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"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."

"It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married."

"It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear."
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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials."


"It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it."
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