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"Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."
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"The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London."
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"I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations."
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"A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first."
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"It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds."
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"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."
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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials."
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"It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it."
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"Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny."
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"The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy."
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"When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected 'I believe' to 'one does feel'."
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"A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
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"A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
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