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"A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system."
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"Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself."
"It's rare to be depressed and be in prime health. Healthy people tend to be happy people."
"All the (sickness and) diseases of the worldly life disappear with the innate bliss of the Soul, the Self. Grief gives rise to the diseases."
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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."
"There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls."
"If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting."
"You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing."
"Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier."
"Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls."
"Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air."
"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."
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