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"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."
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"You don't see a lot of difference between the Gin Blossoms and the Byrds."
"Our differences are the real treasures."
"There is some place where your specialties can shine. Somewhere that difference can be expressed. It's up to you to find it, and you can."
"It makes no difference how low tuition is if the student has no source of funds to pay that tuition."
"You can tell the difference between songs that were created in a garage and songs that were created in the studio."
"A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries."
"The difference between a theatre with and without an audience is enormous. There is a palpable, critical energy created by the presence of the audience."
"Whatever the difference between brilliant and average brains, we are all creative. And through practice and study we can enhance our skills and talents."
"Rearranging furniture, adding some candles, or making even small tweaks can really make the difference."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
"People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do."
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."
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