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"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."
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"The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read."
"You speak of Lord Byron and me; there is this great difference between us. He describes what he sees I describe what I imagine. Mine is the hardest task."
"Rearranging furniture, adding some candles, or making even small tweaks can really make the difference."
"The value of an item - in the mind of a consumer - is simply the difference between the anticipated price and the price on the tag."
"I had to tell about my colonic, which expresses the fact why I'm so neat today as opposed to a few years ago. I never knew that the weight made that much difference."
"The difference between Socrates and Jesus? The great conscious and the immeasurably great unconscious."
"I recently reread an article of mine written in 1964, and I think it is still valid. There is not much difference. Many of the items on the agenda 37 years ago are still there."
"Colour does not make so much difference. Look at the Bach Chaconne: There is not one dynamic mark in the whole Bach Chaconne. Colours do not make so much difference."
"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."
"They hate you not because of what you have done but because of who you are; you are different from who they are, and you are occupying the ground they want for themselves."
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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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