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"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor
"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
Night
"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
Teenager
"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
Love
"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
Life
"I am in love with Larry David."
Love
"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
Help
"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."
Care
"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
Act
"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
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"If music be the food of love, play on."
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"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
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"A full fridge is like an empty one: What am I going to eat?"
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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
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"We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun."
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"We have had for breakfast, toasts, cakes, a yorkshire pie, a piece of beef about the size and much the shape of my portmanteau, tea, coffee, ham and eggs..."
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"There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick."
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"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
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"I'm not sure why it is, but I love food more than just about anything else."
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"Temptation is like a knife, that may either cut the meat or the throat of a man; it may be his food or his poison, his exercise or his destruction."
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