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"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
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"There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick."
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"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."
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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
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"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company."
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"On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners."
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"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."
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"I used to hang out by the food table at parties because you don't have to talk to anybody. If you do then you can talk about the food."
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"At home I serve the kind of food I know the story behind."
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"Every major food company now has an organic division. There's more capital going into organic agriculture than ever before."
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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
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"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
Food
"That's life when you're on the D-list."
Life
"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."
Time
"I am in love with Larry David."
Love
"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor
"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits."
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"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."
Men
"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
Life
"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."
Care
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