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"Barbarians are all alike... sit up half the night to discuss anything a Roman says."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."
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"Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs."
Time
"If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son."
Family
"Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind."
Mankind
"I keep six honest serving-men they taught me all I know their names are What and Why and When and How and Where and Who."
Wisdom
"(An unhappy childhood was not) an unsuitable preparation for my future, in that it demanded a constant wariness, the habit of observation, and the attendance on moods and tempers; the noting of discrepancies between speech and action; a certain reserve of demeanour; and automatic suspicion of sudden favours."
Life
"Barbarians are all alike... sit up half the night to discuss anything a Roman says."
Humor
"All good people agree, And all good people say,All nice people, like Us, are We And every one else is They:But if you cross over the sea, Instead of over the way,You may end by (think of it!) looking on We As only a sort of They!"
Sociology
"Though I've belted you and flayed you By the livin' Gawd that made you You're a better man than I am Gunga Din."
Courage
"Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbours."
Nature
"If I were hanged on the highest hill, Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine! I know whose love would follow me still Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine!"
Love
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