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"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."

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"I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with - doing television, doing shows every week."

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"I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports."

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"When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice."

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"I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny."

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"I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."

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"I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies."

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