"I'm really funny now."

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

Funny, Life

"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."

Jim Carrey, Canadian Comedian

Funny, Being, Parents, Support

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Funny, Life, People

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

Isaac Asimov, American Scientist

Funny, Science

"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."

Thomas Keller, American Celebrity

Funny, People, Restaurants

"It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it."

Maya Lin, American Architect

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"A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow."

Randy Harrison, American Actor

Funny, People, Friends, Gay

"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

Ron Livingston, American Actor

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"If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it."

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"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."

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"But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking."

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"Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it."

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"I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up."

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"If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too."

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"I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place."

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."

"It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it."

"A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow."

"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

Explore more quotes by Wanda Sykes

"If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it."

"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."

"But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking."

"Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it."

"Men don't hear women."

"Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science."

"It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people."

"I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up."

"If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too."

"I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place."