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Dane Cook

"I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny."

Dane Cook, American Comedian
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"I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny."

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"It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear."

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