"By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live."

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"By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live."

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"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."

Woody Allen, American Director

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Ovid, Roman Poet

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"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time."

Marilyn Monroe, American Actress

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"The future is what matters - because one never reaches it, but always stays in the present - like the White Queen who had to run like the wind to remain in the same spot."

Sylvia Plath, American Poet

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"Concepts, like individuals, have their histories and are just as incapable of withstanding the ravages of time as are individuals. But in and through all this they retain a kind of homesickness for the scenes of their childhood."

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"Here or henceforward it is all the same to me, I accept Time absolutely."

Walt Whitman, American Poet

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"Time takes it all whether you want it to or not, time takes it all. Time bares it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again."

Stephen King, American Author

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"If you realize too acutely how valuable time is, you are too paralyzed to do anything."

Katharine Butler Hathaway, American Author

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"For the first time perhaps since Margaret Thatcher, we will have at the head of the Conservative Party someone who is genuinely an equal match for Tony Blair."

Tim Yeo, British Politician

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"Time is a created thing. To say, "I don't have time" is like saying "I don't want to."

Lao Tzu, Chinese Philosopher

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"I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games."

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"It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it."

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"But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough."

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"I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing."

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"They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle."

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"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school."

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