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"We cannot measure time. We can only measure changes of life and the universe."
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"I wouldn't ask too much of her,' I ventured. 'You can't change the past.''Can't change the past?' he cried incredulously. 'Why of course you can!"
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"Life is a bubble in the ocean of time. At the same time, it can hold all the water of the ocean in her heart."
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Personal Development

"A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a man's life as in a book. Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time, observe the hours of the universe, not of the cars."
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"God had infinite time to give us.... He cut it up into a near succession of new mornings and with each therefore a new idea new inventions and new applications."
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"Time is the greatest and longest-established spinner of all. ... His factory is a secret place his work noiseless and his hands are mutes."
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"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."
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Personal Development

"The value of time is immeasurable."
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Personal Development

"Sometimes I feel like if you just watch things, just sit still and let the world exist in front of you - sometimes I swear that just for a second time freezes and the world pauses in its tilt. Just for a second. And if you somehow found a way to live in that second, then you would live forever."
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"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."
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"They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle."
Fun

"But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough."
Funny

"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
Funny

"By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live."
Time

"The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17."
Time

"It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it."
Truth

"I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing."
Heart

"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school."
Change

"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."
Talk

"Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it."
Feelings
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