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"To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is."
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"Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it."
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"Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed."
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"To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is."
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"Flattery is the infantry of negotiation."
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"One may define flattery as a base companionship which is most advantageous to the flatterer."
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"You're flattered because he wants to sleep with you? Who doesn't he want to sleep with?"
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"He who says he hates every kind of flattery, and says it in earnest, certainly does not yet know every kind of flattery."
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"Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present."
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"Flattery is useful when dealing with youngsters."
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"Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery."
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"In a materialistic society, the dead body of a rich man's dog is regarded as a corpse; that of a poor man, a carcass."
Society
"The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today."
Mortality
"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."
Time
"A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist."
Religion
"Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays."
Work
"Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work."
Work
"In some cases, it is the woman's stomach-not her heart-that has left her man for another."
Relationship
"Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations."
Religion
"Tomorrow is like 'there.' Once you get 'there,' it is called 'here.' So, technically, life is a set of Todays."
Philosophy
"A writer's primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore's is to make cents."
Writing
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