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"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones."
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"It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind."
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"The word of my lord is the sword for world."
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"My word fly up my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go."
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"If you say a word against a 'sensitive' person, it will have an immediate effect. In reality, words are simply a 'record' playing."
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"I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless."
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"Maybe the words that I say is just another way to pray."
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"When you are there, you are. With words, you aren't."
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"Jesus is just a word I use to swear with."
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"The world's most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife."
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"A million words were going through my head and honestly I didn't say one of them. I wanted to let it sit, simmer, you know I wanted to soak it all in - the moment was amazing."
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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
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"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
Cause
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
Children
"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
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"Dogs are forever in the push up postion."
Dogs
"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all."
Time
"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
Love
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Order
"When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away."
Saying
"Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."
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