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"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."

"The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect."

"We're roughage," Tyger said. "If we don't cause a little intestinal distress, no one knows we're there."

"Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature."

"Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with."
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"You are either going to go through the pain of disappointment or discipline in your life. The latter makes the pain worth it."

"In a victory speech, I always like to thank the opposition, because without their help and stupidity, I couldn't have won."

"For Lebanon to have any future, gotta adopt a resolute policy v/s terrorism. Whoever plots against the land should bear the consequences."

"Never make fun of people who are different...unless they have more money, power and influence. Then you must."

"Lebanese freedom of speech : You get to say whatever you like as long as the authorities approve of it... Hilarious."
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