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"I have a business appointment that I am anxious... to miss."

"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."

"A peaceful refuge in which to rediscover each other, we thought,, not realizing that, while golf and fishing are Scotland's most popular outdoor sports, gossip is the most popular indoor sport."

"Sandar came to stand beside him, frowning down at the crumpled High Lord. "He does not look so mighty lying there," he said wonderingly. "He does not look so much greater than me.""

"Boston is a moral and intellectual nursery always busy applying first principles to trifles."
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"It was as impersonal as the Internet itself, the object responsible for connecting you to long lost people in your life, and many new ones, none of whom you will ever see."

"Once you deposit that money in your checking account, it becomes the bank's money and you're just another one of their creditors."

"He didn't see a man with hopes and dreams, with disappointments and accomplishments. All he saw in front of him was just another nigger."

"The test of any relationship is, when the going gets tough, whether your partner stays with you or 'gets going'."

"Genetic engineering was messy. To force a sequence of foreign DNA into a plant, you couldn't just snip the desired gene from the bacteria and sew it on to the plant's DNA sequence like an old woman working on a quilt."

"The law is logical and is based on common sense. The trick was to argue the law in favor of your particular point of view without sounding biased. It was kind of like a magic trick: the best illusionist being the one who can best manipulate the logic to his or her advantage, all the while giving the illusion of impartiality."

"You always have a choice. Destiny deals you your hand and what you do with the cards is up to you."
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