"Rumours are like sexually transmitted diseases, both are spread by whores."

Provocation, Rumors, Profanity, Offense, Insult

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"Thoreau was an idiot."

Bill Bryson, American Writer

Provocation, Opinion, Judgment, Humor

"When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time?"

Ilona Andrews, American Writer

Provocation, Curiosity, Humor, Chaos

"I am provocative, and I admit this. It isn't as if I'm only on the receiving end, a poor, frail little creature. I can be thoroughly nasty when I get going, and I don't pull my punches."

Helen Suzman, South African Politician

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"Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off."

Jeaniene Frost, American Author

Provocation, Humor, Jealousy, Sarcasm, Relationship

"They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up."

Tracey Emin, English Artist

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"The youth of Idaho falls should be encouraged to take drugs in order to cope up with the fact that there is plutonium in their drinking water."

Bill Bryson, American Writer

Provocation, Satire, Anxiety, Environment, Irony

"And I was all, 'Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry.' (You have to be stern with weenie waggers--I've been exposed to on the bus over seventeen times, so I know.)"

Christopher Moore, American Novelist

Provocation, Humor, Confrontation, Defiance, Sarcasm

"And maybe it was fair; if a book was any good, it was a slap in the face to someone."

John Irving, American Novelist

Provocation, Literature, Impact, Art

"In fact, in recent years I have become more and more didactic about pubic hair - to the point where I now believe that there are only four things a grown, modern woman should have: a pair of yellow shoes (they unexpectedly go with everything), a friend who will come and post bail at 4 a.m., a fail-safe pie recipe, and a proper muff. A big, hairy minge. A lovely furry moof that looks - when she sits, naked - as if she has a marmoset sitting in her lap. A tame marmoset, that she can send of to pickpocket things, should she so need it - like that trained monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark."

Caitlin Moran, British Journalist

Provocation, Sexuality, Humor, Rebellion

"He was going to take a dive into this lake. He just didn't know it. Cerise rose, finding footing in the soft mud. The water came up to just below her breasts and her wet shirt stuck to her body. William's gaze snagged on her chest. Yep, keep looking, Lord Bill. Keeeeeep looking."

Ilona Andrews, American Writer

Provocation, Temptation, Desire, Humor, Awareness

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"Thoreau was an idiot."

"When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time?"

"I am provocative, and I admit this. It isn't as if I'm only on the receiving end, a poor, frail little creature. I can be thoroughly nasty when I get going, and I don't pull my punches."

"Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off."

"They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up."

"The youth of Idaho falls should be encouraged to take drugs in order to cope up with the fact that there is plutonium in their drinking water."

"And I was all, 'Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry.' (You have to be stern with weenie waggers--I've been exposed to on the bus over seventeen times, so I know.)"

"And maybe it was fair; if a book was any good, it was a slap in the face to someone."

"He was going to take a dive into this lake. He just didn't know it. Cerise rose, finding footing in the soft mud. The water came up to just below her breasts and her wet shirt stuck to her body. William's gaze snagged on her chest. Yep, keep looking, Lord Bill. Keeeeeep looking."

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