"Rumours are like sexually transmitted diseases, both are spread by whores."

Provocation, Rumors, Profanity, Offense, Insult

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"When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time?"

Ilona Andrews, American Writer

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"The youth of Idaho falls should be encouraged to take drugs in order to cope up with the fact that there is plutonium in their drinking water."

Bill Bryson, American Writer

Provocation, Satire, Anxiety, Environment, Irony

"He was going to take a dive into this lake. He just didn't know it. Cerise rose, finding footing in the soft mud. The water came up to just below her breasts and her wet shirt stuck to her body. William's gaze snagged on her chest. Yep, keep looking, Lord Bill. Keeeeeep looking."

Ilona Andrews, American Writer

Provocation, Temptation, Desire, Humor, Awareness

"She began stroking my ankles. I considered kicking her in the cunt."

Samuel Beckett, Irish Playwright

Provocation, Conflict, Reaction, Anger, Humanity

"I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. 'Of course not, Ian. It's just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard."

Jeaniene Frost, American Author

Provocation, Humor, Desire, Romance

"If you thought with your minds and not your roosters, you would get the point!"

Pawan Mishra, Indian Author

Provocation, Reason, Humor, Self-Control, Thinking

"And maybe it was fair; if a book was any good, it was a slap in the face to someone."

John Irving, American Novelist

Provocation, Literature, Impact, Art

"And I was all, 'Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry.' (You have to be stern with weenie waggers--I've been exposed to on the bus over seventeen times, so I know.)"

Christopher Moore, American Novelist

Provocation, Humor, Confrontation, Defiance, Sarcasm

"They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up."

Tracey Emin, English Artist

Provocation, Wind

"Thoreau was an idiot."

Bill Bryson, American Writer

Provocation, Opinion, Judgment, Humor

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"When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time?"

"The youth of Idaho falls should be encouraged to take drugs in order to cope up with the fact that there is plutonium in their drinking water."

"He was going to take a dive into this lake. He just didn't know it. Cerise rose, finding footing in the soft mud. The water came up to just below her breasts and her wet shirt stuck to her body. William's gaze snagged on her chest. Yep, keep looking, Lord Bill. Keeeeeep looking."

"She began stroking my ankles. I considered kicking her in the cunt."

"I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. 'Of course not, Ian. It's just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard."

"If you thought with your minds and not your roosters, you would get the point!"

"And maybe it was fair; if a book was any good, it was a slap in the face to someone."

"And I was all, 'Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry.' (You have to be stern with weenie waggers--I've been exposed to on the bus over seventeen times, so I know.)"

"They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up."

"Thoreau was an idiot."

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"Always strive to get to the top in life because its usually crowded at the bottom."

"The more you overthink the less you will understand."

"Respect can only be given to those who have earned it by working for it."

"Whoever is trying to bring you down is already beneath you."

"A religious person without no job is a dead person. (Iigbagbo ti koni ise oku ni. - Yoruba proverb)"

"All work and no play will make you sad and grey!"