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"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them."
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"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."
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"People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you."
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"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."
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"Sarah will talk to me about someone and I don't know who she's talking about, but if she talks to my mother, the two of them will know exactly - and across several generations, too."
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"Now I have children of my own. They ask their mother what will I be. Will I be handsome, will I be rich?"
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"The babe at first feeds upon the mother's bosom, but it is always on her heart."
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"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."
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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."
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"That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself."
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"My mother's a secretary; my father's an electrician in a mining company."
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"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before."
Mother
"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."
Love
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
Husband
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
Dogs
"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."
Husband
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Woman
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Life
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
Age
"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Life
"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
Time
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