"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

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"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

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"A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip."

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"I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane."

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"I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet."

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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."

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"Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of numbers? To keep the killing personal. No one cares about a bunch of people killed by a number. '200 Dead as Number Three Slams Ashore' is not nearly as interesting a headline as 'Charlie kills 200.' Death is much more satisfying and entertaining if you personalize it.Me, I'm still waitin' for Hurricane Ed. Old Ed wouldn't hurt ya, would he? Sounds kinda friendly. 'Hell no, we ain't evacuatin'. Ed's comin'!"

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"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."

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"I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share."

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"As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up."

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"My mother would say, 'Why are you always playing alone?' And I would say, 'I'm not playin', Ma. I'm fuckin' serious!"

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"TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out to be another day, but we can't be sure. If it happens, I'll be the first to say so. But, you know what? By that time, it'll be today again."

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