"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

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"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

Money, Intelligence, Effort, Growth

"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."

Samuel Butler, British Poet

Money, People, Children, Clothes

"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."

Will Rogers, American Actor

Money, People, Earth, Giving

"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."

Robert Louis Stevenson, Scottish Writer

Money, Liberty

"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."

Virginia Woolf, British Author

Money, Nothing, Writing

"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."

Mason Cooley, American Writer

Money,

"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

Money, Truth, Wisdom, Life

"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Money, Truth, Life, Power, Regret

"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."

Kin Hubbard, American Journalist

Money,

"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."

Will Rogers, American Actor

Money, Advertising

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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."

"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."

"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."

"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."

"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."

"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."

"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."

"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."

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"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."

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"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

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