"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

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"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."

"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."

"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."

"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."

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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."

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"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."