"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."

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"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

Isaac Asimov, American Scientist

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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

Alan Vega, American Musician

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"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me."

Mitch Hedberg, American Comedian

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"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."

Mike Judge, American Producer

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"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

Anna Held, Polish Entertainer

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"A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it."

Ivan Reitman, Canadian Actor

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"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."

Bob Saget, American Actor

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"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

Madeleine Stowe, American Actress

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"I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing."

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"I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games."

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"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school."

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"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me."

"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."

"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

"A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it."

"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

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"By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live."

"I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing."

"The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17."

"They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle."

"But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough."

"Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it."

"It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it."

"I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games."

"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school."

"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."