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"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
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"What I do now is all my dad's fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason."
Father

"Only a fool permits the letter of the law to override the spirit in the heart. Do not let a piece of paper stand in the way of true love and headlines."
Love

"I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly."
Nothing

"I want to go out at the top, but the secret is knowing when you're at the top, it's so difficult in this business, your career fluctuates all the time, up and down, like a pair of trousers."
Business

"I wish I knew what I know now before."
Now

"The first cut is the deepest."
First

"I'm a rock star because I couldn't be a soccer star."
Soccer

"I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else."
Age

"Half the battle is selling music, not singing it. It's the image, not what you sing."
Music

"How can my son not be straight after all I've said and done for him?"
Son
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