"But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict."

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"But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"I wish I had a funny story."

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"The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny."

"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

"I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic."

"I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny."

"Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all."

"When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown."

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"It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle."

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