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"When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks."
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"He who never leaves his country is full of prejudices."
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"America is the most fertile ground of opportunity."
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"Maybe the one I enjoyed playing most was A Month in the Country."
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"Jaws was still a handsome, big guy. He got the girl. He was my favorite villain. I tried to make this guy endearing somewhat because all he wanted to do was unite his country."
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"In the world over, the very name of our country is immediately associated with the Parthenon."
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"What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds."
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"Everybody has a right to like or dislike anything or anyone. From a flower to a flavor to a book or a composition but it is very sad that in our country we actually fight over such things in an unseemly manner."
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"What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel."
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"I think it is the responsibility of a citizen of any country to say what he thinks."
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"I didn't know when I was growing up that this was a very special program, that this wasn't going on in other parts of the country. Now I realize that I was lucky."
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"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."
Entertainment
"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."
Relationship
"It's so crazy in Hollywood."
Hollywood
"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."
Fight
"To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee."
Money
"My career is just kind of crazy."
Career
"When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks."
Country
"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"
Success
"I have no detectable hair style."
Hair
"It's funny because it's funny."
Funny
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