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"When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks."
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"The undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveler returns."

"I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?"

"Sometimes I wonder if I got lulled into not wanting things because I grew up black in this country."

"Each had defended his own country; the Germans Germany, the Frenchmen France; they had done their duty."

"We do have a problem in this country. You can either make a movie and ignore that, or you can acknowledge it and say, this is the water that we're living in. You know this - the movie lives in this - it's centered around this particular problem, and I chose to acknowledge it."

"To wait for hours to buy a train ticket or to see a doctor is accepted as a normal way of doing things. Privacy is not a great preoccupation, and this is a very crowded country."
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"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."

"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"

"You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun."

"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."

"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."

"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."
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