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"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

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"If I could, I'd write a huge encyclopedia just about the words luck and coincidence."

Paulo Coelho, Brazilian Novelist

Chance, Luck, Knowledge, Life, Curiosity

"We should read to give our souls a chance to luxuriate."

Henry Miller, American Author

Chance,

"We are able to find everything in our memory, which is like a dispensary or chemical laboratory in which chance steers our hand sometimes to a soothing drug and sometimes to a dangerous poison."

Marcel Proust, French Author

Chance, Memory, Poison

"We now consider as fundamental economic functions of the state, many duties that were left a generation ago to chance."

Arthur Capper, American Politician

Chance, Now, State

"There's only one test of a great children's book, or a great children's film, and that is this: If it can be read or viewed with pleasure by adults, then it has the chance to be a great children's film, or a great children's book."

Chuck Jones, American Director

Chance, Children, Film, Pleasure

"With hindsight, we see that the Soviet Union never had a chance of world domination, but we didn't know that then."

Ken Follett, Welsh Author

Chance, Hindsight, World

"For the space of half a year, the gunpowder lay as harmless as sand, because no fire came near to explode it."

Emily Bronte, English Novelist

Chance, Potential, Danger, Delay, Time

"The moral backbone of literature is about that whole question of memory. To my mind it seems clear that those who have no memory have the much greater chance to lead happy lives."

W. G. Sebald, German Writer

Chance, Literature, Memory, Mind

"All people have one chance, if there is possibility of other life. It's again one chance your knowledge from the knees up to the head is reset like the games."

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

Chance, Truth, Wisdom, Life, Power

"To reminisce with my old friends, a chance to share some memories, and play our songs again."

Ricky Nelson, American Musician

Chance, Friends, Memories, Old

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"My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me."

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"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"

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"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."

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"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."

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"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

Medical

"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."

Reason

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."

Children