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"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
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"All people have one chance, if there is possibility of other life. It's again one chance your knowledge from the knees up to the head is reset like the games."
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"If I could, I'd write a huge encyclopedia just about the words luck and coincidence."
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"What is the likelihood, of winning the lottery, then lose it all the next day when you step out your front door and get struck by lightning? Probably, very slim, but then anything is possible."
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"I am really looking for a chance to direct. I feel like that's kind of the next frontier for me. I know that it's really hard to do, but I feel like I want to have a chance to try and translate something I've written and try and get a tone across."
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"Valor is of no service, chance rules all, and the bravest often fall by the hands of cowards."
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"Chance, my dear, is the sovereign deity in child-bearing."
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"We've had a chance to be seen by viewers who had never seen us before, and we've kept a lot of them."
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"We are able to find everything in our memory, which is like a dispensary or chemical laboratory in which chance steers our hand sometimes to a soothing drug and sometimes to a dangerous poison."
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"It seemed to me that this might be a great pageant, which would give a chance for a very interesting picture."
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"He is not to pass for a man of reason who stumbles upon reason by chance but he who knows it and can judge it and has a true taste for it."
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"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Children
"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
Time
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
Chance
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Home
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
Age
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
Smile
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
Husband
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
Baseball
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