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"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
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"We are given to the cult of personality; when things go badly we look to some messiah to save us. If by chance we think we have found one, it will not be long before we destroy him."
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"He is not to pass for a man of reason who stumbles upon reason by chance but he who knows it and can judge it and has a true taste for it."
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"Still, we view that old material very much like we view the new material so if this gives us a chance to go out and promote it then, yes we will go out and do that."
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"I never quit trying. I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win."
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"I was dying but suddenly had a second chance at living."
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"It is the individual who knows how little they know about themselves who stands the most reasonable chance of finding out something about themselves before they die."
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"Give luck a chance to happen."
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"I say if you're going to take a chance on something, you just go full balls to the wall."
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"I never do anything by chance."
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"I was on the sideline with a knee injury and when I came back, I wanted to play at the best level I could. And that's the case for a lot of players, they want the chance to play against the best competition."
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"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
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"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
Thought
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
Years
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
Reason
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
Chance
"Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children."
Work
"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."
Mother
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