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"We named the bar The Bar. 'People will think we're ironic instead of creatively bankrupt,' my sister reasoned.Yes, we thought we were being clever New Yorkers - that the name was a joke no one else would really get, like we did. Not meta-get ... But our first customer, a gray-haired woman in bifocals and a pink jogging suit, said, 'I like the name. Like in Breakfast at Tiffany's and Audrey Hepburn's cat was named Cat."
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