"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums."

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"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums."

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"Even though the museums guarding their precious property fence everything off, in my own studio, I made them so you and I could walk in and around, and among these sculptures."

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"In museums and palaces we are alternate radicals and conservatives."

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"Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place in museums; others, we take for walks."

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