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Steven Wright

"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums."

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"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums."

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"If you're middle aged... where're you going to go to meet someone? You're not going to go to a bar, you're not going to go to a night club; and there are the museums."

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"Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place in museums; others, we take for walks."

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"In museums and palaces we are alternate radicals and conservatives."

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"We talk about theatre museums filled with old costumes and things. What we also need is a theatre museum of the old routines on videotape. We are only the custodians of those techniques, and they should be preserved."

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"An artist may visit a museum but only a pedant can live there."

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"Even though the museums guarding their precious property fence everything off, in my own studio, I made them so you and I could walk in and around, and among these sculptures."

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"Inside the museums, | Infinity goes up on trial | Voices echo this is what salvation must be like after a while."

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"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums."

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