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"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."
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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."
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"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
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