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"People wish for good dreams I wish people don't dream of me."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"I hate everything about you that you do and love everything you don't."
Love
"Think and then think what you have thought. Is it really what you had thought. Think again."
Philosophy
"I wonder how one can hate to love and love to hate the same person over a period of time in a relationship."
Relationship
"The heart has its reasons but the mind makes the excuses."
Psychology
"Battles for truth are fought all alone but at the end its a victory for many."
Philosophy
"I Don't Suffer From A Complex But The Complex Suffers From Me."
Humor
"People desire for spices in their life I want some sugar."
Desire
"Dear billion dollar eyes they are a paupers dream."
Art
"People expect that they should be understood by you but seldom put in an effort to understand you."
Relationship
"People wrote me off but they did not realize that I was a writer - I rewrote my own destiny."
Success
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