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"I refuse to admit that I am more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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"Niagara ... is the first disappointment in the married life of many Americans who spend their honeymoon there."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."
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"You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies."
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"My vigor, vitality and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from."
Self-Perception
"One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time."
Time
"In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman."
Time
"The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing."
Change
"Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity."
Education
"I married beneath me, all women do."
Woman
"The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women."
Time
"I refuse to admit that I am more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate."
Humor
"Pioneers may be picturesque figures, but they are often rather lonely ones."
Pioneer
"The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you."
Success
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