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"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."
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"The F.B.I. is about nuts and bolts. It's all about witnesses and procedure and walking the streets."
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"It finally became clear to me that they had no hopes of my ever walking again."
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"I don't know what my path is yet. I'm just walking on it."
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"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out."
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"I live by a hill. I began walking it and then I began jogging it and then I began sprinting it."
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"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."
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"We like reactions - a reaction is walking out on us, a reaction is throwing tomatoes at the stage, that's a healthy psychological reaction."
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"I like walking on the edge."
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"Because you remember Meredith was walking along the highway there and somebody shot him."
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"I was lusted after walking down the streets of New York."
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"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
Humor
"People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do."
Art
"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."
Creativity
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."
Comedy
"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."
Comedy
"It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."
Science
"The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?"
Reflection
"I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy."
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"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
Failure
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
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