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"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."
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"I found it all very scary. This fairytale gets built around you - as if you've been walking through the streets and then Sydney Pollack sees you and goes, 'I'll put you in something!'"
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"I like walking on the edge."
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"Call it walking meditation or a neighborhood stroll; by whatever namesuits you, rediscover the art of meandering."
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"We like reactions - a reaction is walking out on us, a reaction is throwing tomatoes at the stage, that's a healthy psychological reaction."
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"The F.B.I. is about nuts and bolts. It's all about witnesses and procedure and walking the streets."
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"I don't know what my path is yet. I'm just walking on it."
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"It finally became clear to me that they had no hopes of my ever walking again."
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"I was lusted after walking down the streets of New York."
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"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out."
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"Because you remember Meredith was walking along the highway there and somebody shot him."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
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"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
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"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
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"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"
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"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."
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"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"
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"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."
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