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Steven Wright

"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."

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"We like reactions - a reaction is walking out on us, a reaction is throwing tomatoes at the stage, that's a healthy psychological reaction."

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"I was lusted after walking down the streets of New York."

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"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."

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"I like walking on the edge."

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"I found it all very scary. This fairytale gets built around you - as if you've been walking through the streets and then Sydney Pollack sees you and goes, 'I'll put you in something!'"

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"I don't know what my path is yet. I'm just walking on it."

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"It finally became clear to me that they had no hopes of my ever walking again."

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"The F.B.I. is about nuts and bolts. It's all about witnesses and procedure and walking the streets."

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"Because you remember Meredith was walking along the highway there and somebody shot him."

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"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out."

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Steven Wright
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"

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Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

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Steven Wright
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

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Steven Wright
"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."

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Steven Wright
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."

Purpose

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Steven Wright
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

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Steven Wright
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."

Car

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Steven Wright
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."

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Steven Wright
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

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Steven Wright
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."

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