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"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
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"Nanotechnology will let us build computers that are incredibly powerful. We'll have more power in the volume of a sugar cube than exists in the entire world today."
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"But computers have changed the world for everyone, so there will be some way of working it out."
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"And then you start getting into the technical side of it and the aesthetic side and with those areas you can come up with new ways to visualise things, new ways to render and use the computer to make things look different and new and stuff like that."
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"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
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"I do two things. I design mobile computers and I study brains."
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"Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s."
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"Although computer memory is no longer expensive, there's always a finite size buffer somewhere. When a big piece of news arrives, everybody sends a message to everybody else, and the buffer fills."
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"Clearly, if we'd had the kind of computer graphics capability then that we have now, the Star Gate sequence would be much more complex than flat planes of light and color."
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"If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it."
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"We believe that within five years, 96 percent of British consumers will have access to the Internet, whether it be through a personal computer, a set-top box or a mobile phone."
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"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."
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"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
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"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
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"Never order food in excess of your body weight."
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"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
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"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
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"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
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"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."
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"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
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"It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else."
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