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"I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."
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"I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything."
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"I was working at this club in downtown L.A. from four to eight at night, just Eddie Rubin, the drummer, and I."
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"It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night."
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
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"I've long ago compromised my eight hours a night."
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"One or two of the trips were a bit scary. Soldiers had me at gun point on one trip, locked me in my van all night and escorted me in and out of buildings when I wanted to wash."
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"When you have a play, you have to be on every night."
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"I can write best in the silence and solitude of the night, when everyone has retired."
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"Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young."
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"Verne's all about what you can do versus what you can't do. He just kept saying yes and his part kept growing. I would love to work with him in every movie."
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"And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours."
Father

"Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored."
Family

"I think when I have kids and grandchildren I will be very proud to have them watch this movie."
Kids

"Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny."
Funny

"I loved the logistical reality of a guy who wants to take over the world, yet who has a family too."
Family

"For me, everything definitely comes from music."
Music

"People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters."
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"Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth."
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