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"A pessimist is one who has been compelled to live with an optimist."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better."
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"If you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass."
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"I believe in the hands that work, in the brains that think, and in the hearts that love...I believe in sunshine, fresh air, friendship, calm sleep, beautiful thoughts."
Belief
"Optimism is a kind of heart stimulant - the digitalis of failure."
Motivational
"A pessimist is one who has been compelled to live with an optimist."
Humor
"A school should not be a preparation for life. A school should be life."
Education
"Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away."
Love
"Life in abundance comes only through great love."
Love
"The church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture."
Spiritual
"Constant effort and frequent mistakes are the stepping stones to genius."
Growth
"The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live."
Success
"Souls are made of dawn-stuff and starshine."
Spiritual
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