"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."

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"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."

Jim Carrey, Canadian Comedian

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Funny, Life, People

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

Isaac Asimov, American Scientist

Funny, Science

"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."

Thomas Keller, American Celebrity

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"It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it."

Maya Lin, American Architect

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"A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow."

Randy Harrison, American Actor

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"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

Ron Livingston, American Actor

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"People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself."

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"I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative."

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"Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows."

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"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye."

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"Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children."

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"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

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"Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas."

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."

"It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it."

"A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow."

"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

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"People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself."

"I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day."

"We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free."

"I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band."

"I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative."

"Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows."

"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye."

"Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children."

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

"Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas."