"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."

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"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."

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"It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life."

"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."

"I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with - doing television, doing shows every week."

"I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports."

"When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice."

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"I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."

"Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises."

"If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?"

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