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"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
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"There are a number of things wrong with Washington. One of them is that everyone is too far from home."

"Home was not a perfect place. But it was the only home they had and they could hope to make it better."

"Home is where they want you to stay longer."
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"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."

"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."

"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."

"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
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