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"More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own."
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"When in darkness....strike a match."
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"If you are indecisive, make decisions quickly and act in accordance with your decisions you will be able to acquire a new habit."
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"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
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"If you are going to hide yourself and you will not stand against the work of the bad people, you have given them an endorsement."
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"Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon."
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"Even though this generation still believes in the miracle working power of God, they must no longer wait for God to bring water from the rocks, but rather construct dams, develop water systems, subdue the power of the ocean and thereby give glory to God almighty."
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"Do you feel like your action plans are stronger to than your capability? Just take a moment a draw a plan of how to deal with the difficult task with a single bite at each time. Go slow, but sure!"
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"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
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"Action is character."
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"We should often blush for our very best actions, if the world did but see all the motives upon which they were done."
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"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."
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"The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most."
People
"According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it."
Money
"Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors."
Actor
"You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."
Mother
"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
Business
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
Men
"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."
Work
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet."
Want
"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?""
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