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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
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"You are whatever you shall leave behind when you leave life!"

"Again, somehow, one saw life, a pure bead. I lifted the pencil again, useless though I knew it to be. But even as I did so, the unmistakable tokens of death showed themselves. The body relaxed, and instantly grew stiff. The struggle was over. The insignificant little creature now knew death. As I looked at the dead moth, this minute wayside triumph of so great a force over so mean an antagonist filled me with wonder. Just as life had been strange a few minutes before, so death was now as strange."

"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."

"Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six."
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"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."

"As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up."

"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."

"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
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