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"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."
Art
"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
Daughter
"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."
Hate
"There are never enough I Love You's."
Love
"When you're eight years old nothing is your business."
Business
"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
School
"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."
Time
"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone."
First
"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."
God
"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."
People
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"Children dwell in their dreams. Get them the wings and they'll fly."
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Personal Development
"The status quo and the media is doing everything it can to fry children's brains and make them grow up maladjusted."
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Personal Development
"I grew up in Queens and New Jersey. I started doing children's theater when I was seven to get out of school because I didn't fit in."
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Personal Development
"Parents should watch what their children watch and not use TV as a babysitter. If a show is objectionable they should turn it OFF. They should write the president of the network and tell him they are never going to watch that program again and why."
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Personal Development
"All the children in the school should learn the steps of everything, before they learn the thing, then they know which step they're doing better, because your voice is in certain steps and has to do most of the things that have been composed in those steps."
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Personal Development
"Why, when I was a child, I didn't say, as most children do, that I was going to become an actress. I felt that I was an actress and no one could have convinced me that I wasn't!"
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Personal Development
"Gift the children corruption free nation. Happy Children's day."
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Personal Development
"One of the most important things we adults can do for young children is to model the kind of person we would like them to be."
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Personal Development
"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
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Personal Development
"My children are 10 and three, and the longing and the need for them is incredibly powerful."
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Personal Development
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