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"For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while."
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"About 1900 my parents came to the United States as children from what was then the Polish area of Russia."
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"The original Mickey Mouse Club, established in the '30s, was designed to attract children to movie theaters."
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"I didn't like children. I didn't think of myself as a child. I didn't like any of the things other children were interested in."
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"Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of."
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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."
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"When our Lord says, we must be converted and become as little children, I suppose he means also, that we must be sensible of our weakness, comparatively speaking, as a little child."
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"Just this week, my husband proposed a plan for schools and libraries to develop their own plans to keep children from finding indecent material on the Internet as an alternative to a Congressional proposal that would require a federally mandated solution."
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"Our 1 million members across the country will be watching closely to see if the video game industry hides behind a First Amendment veil in order to exploit children for the sake of corporate profit."
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"If you've got a lot of children, I think you let the other children bring them up more and you just sort of step in and do stuff like every now and again."
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"There are never enough I Love You's."
Love
"When you're eight years old nothing is your business."
Business
"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."
People
"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."
Children
"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
Daughter
"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."
Time
"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."
God
"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."
People
"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone."
First
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."
Beach
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