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Lenny Bruce

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

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Donna Grant

"Still, most of those effects occur in the context of harmless play and it is patently obvious that children are not normally turned into aggressive little monsters by TV or video games, since most children do not become aggressive little monsters."

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Donna Grant

"Cullen is up there killing my children. He's killing everyone."

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Donna Grant

"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."

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"One important reason to stay calm is that calm parents hear more. Low-key, accepting parents are the ones whose children keep talking."

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Donna Grant

"There is no overt rivalry among our children."

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"Measures of self-government and a school council, especially for such young children, were a great innovation."

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Donna Grant

"We want better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them."

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Donna Grant

"My biggest regret is that I didn't teach my two children how to speak Spanish."

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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."

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Donna Grant

"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."

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Lenny Bruce
"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."

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Lenny Bruce
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."

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Lenny Bruce
"When you're eight years old nothing is your business."

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Lenny Bruce
"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

Children

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Lenny Bruce
"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."

People

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Lenny Bruce
"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."

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Lenny Bruce
"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone."

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Lenny Bruce
"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."

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Lenny Bruce
"There are never enough I Love You's."

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Lenny Bruce
"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."

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