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Lenny Bruce

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

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"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

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"Parents provide their children with genes as well as an environment, so the fact that talkative parents have kids with good language skills could simply mean that and that the same genes that make parents talkative make children articulate."

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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."

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"I think children learn from example. I don't believe in raising them in an authoritative atmosphere."

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"I am certain that the Lord, who notes the fall of a sparrow, looks with compassion upon those who have been called upon to part, even temporarily, from their precious children."

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"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."

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"Fairy tales are such evil little stories for young children."

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"If you mess up your children, nothing else you do really matters."

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"Instead of needing lots of children, we need high-quality children."

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"It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms of what we deny our children."

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"I was like one of those nauseatingly nice children. I was very, very well behaved and boring."

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