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"I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess."
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"I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess."
"The Chess-board must be placed with a white square at the right-hand corner."
"Chess is an infinitely complex game, which one can play in infinitely numerous and varied ways."
"Between rounds of speed chess I read enough of a programming manual to teach myself to write programs on the school's DEC mainframe in the language Basic."
"Litigation is the pursuit of practical ends, not a game of chess."
"The Soviet Union was an exception, but even there chess players were not rich. Only Fischer changed that."
"My freshman year of high school I joined the chess and math clubs."
"I think that by and large chess players have been very kind. Like I said there have been a few incidents, but they certainly didn't serve to bring me down any."
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"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."
"The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt."
"President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which."
"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."
"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."
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