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"I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess."
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"My freshman year of high school I joined the chess and math clubs."
"The human element, the human flaw and the human nobility - those are the reasons that chess matches are won or lost."
"The Chess-board must be placed with a white square at the right-hand corner."
"Litigation is the pursuit of practical ends, not a game of chess."
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