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"I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess."
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"Never having played Chess before, it was most interesting to be playing the game with no pieces in front of me. But I still knew how to stroke my hair when I won."
"My freshman year of high school I joined the chess and math clubs."
"The Chess-board must be placed with a white square at the right-hand corner."
"I also follow chess on the Internet, where Kasparov's site is very interesting."
"The human element, the human flaw and the human nobility - those are the reasons that chess matches are won or lost."
"Litigation is the pursuit of practical ends, not a game of chess."
"The Soviet Union was an exception, but even there chess players were not rich. Only Fischer changed that."
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"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy."
"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels."
"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."
"I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy."
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