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"I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess."
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"Litigation is the pursuit of practical ends, not a game of chess."
"Chess is an infinitely complex game, which one can play in infinitely numerous and varied ways."
"My freshman year of high school I joined the chess and math clubs."
"The Chess-board must be placed with a white square at the right-hand corner."
"The human element, the human flaw and the human nobility - those are the reasons that chess matches are won or lost."
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"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."
"The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt."
"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."
"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."
"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
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