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"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
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"Nobody likes to hear it, because it's dull, but the reason you win or lose is darn near always the same - pitching."
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"The power of reason is thought small in these days, but I remain an unrepentant rationalist. Reason may be a small force, but it is constant, and works always in one direction, while the forces of unreason destroy one another in futile strife. Therefore every orgy of unreason in the end strengthens the friends of reason, and shows afresh that they are the only true friends of humanity."
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"Reason has not tamed desire: it is as strong as ever."
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"Does this means something!?- Does it mean that you are again on the same opinion... no reason to ask you... no reason to say it again... it's logical."
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"I'd be nervous about skiing, wondering what I'd do if I felt shaky on top of a mountain; but other diabetics do ski, so there's no reason I couldn't."
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"I will no longer argue with the senseless and unreasonable, for they are void of reason and common sense."
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"The reason Ronald Reagan gets slammed for having so badly exacerbated the problem of deficit spending is that he so plainly deserves it."
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"I have no other but a woman's reason. I think him so because I think him so."
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"I write of the wish that comes true - for some reason, a terrifying concept."
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"Where the senses fail us, reason must step in."
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"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."
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"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
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"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
Christian
"Never order food in excess of your body weight."
Food
"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
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"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
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"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
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"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."
Life
"It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else."
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"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."
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