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Dick Van Dyke

"Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody."

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"I always see things that I can improve. But frankly with Stripes, I'm surprised at how effective it is, even today, and how vibrant that movie is and how juicy the performances all are."

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"Your sacred time is now! Begin to live passionately."

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"Never let yesterday use up too much of today."

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"Have you realized that today is the tomorrow you talked about yesterday? It is your responsibility to change your life for the better."

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"Eddie Jordan found me all the drives. If I am with Tyrrell today, it is because Eddie was there."

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"A woman today is good, or she is bad, according to the way she does a thing - and not because of the thing itself."

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"Ventriloquism today is in a slump."

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"They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies."

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"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for."

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"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."

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