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Rita Rudner

"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."

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"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."

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"Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner."

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"Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after."

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"Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier."

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"Marriage is a million piece puzzle, a pristine and exciting pursuit at the beginning that gradually becomes a daunting task, usually more challenging than anticipated. It is only those truly committed to solving that puzzle who witness in the end the miraculous outcome of every tiny piece laid out and pressed together in an inspiring and envious creation-a treasure only time, resoluteness, and perseverance could create."

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"Perhaps my problem in marriage-and it is the problem of many women-was to want both intimacy and independence. It is a difficult line to walk, yet both needs are important to a marriage."

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"Not cohabitation but consensus constitutes marriage."

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"What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married."

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"Any good marriage is secret territory, a necessary white space on society's map. What others don't know about it is what makes it yours."

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"Never marry when under the guise you need to 'see if it'll work', but rather marry because in your mind you want to make it work."

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"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."
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"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."
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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
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"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."
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"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
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