"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."

Marriage, Success, Hollywood

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"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."

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"Marriage is a million piece puzzle, a pristine and exciting pursuit at the beginning that gradually becomes a daunting task, usually more challenging than anticipated. It is only those truly committed to solving that puzzle who witness in the end the miraculous outcome of every tiny piece laid out and pressed together in an inspiring and envious creation-a treasure only time, resoluteness, and perseverance could create."

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"Any good marriage is secret territory, a necessary white space on society's map. What others don't know about it is what makes it yours."

Stephen King, American Author

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"When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory."

Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

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"Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest."

George Eliot, British Author

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"I came into marriage with love but when I got there she refused the dictatorship and fled away, I and my wife are looking for her. Anyone who finds her please contact us. We swear not to harm her again."

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"A healthy marriage acts as the vessel of wellbeing and stability for both partners as well as the children."

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"Marriage would change hardly anything between us, except that we would end our arguments in a much more satisfying way. And of course I would have extensive legal rights over your body, your property, and all your individual freedoms, but I don't see what's so alarming about that."

Lisa Kleypas, American Novelist

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"If you don't respect the other person, you're gonna have a lot of trouble. If you don't know how to compromise, you're gonna have a lot of trouble. If you can't talk openly about what goes on between you, you're gonna have a lot of trouble. And if you have different set of values in life, you're gonna have a lot of trouble.Your values must be alike. And the biggest of those values... the belief in the importance of your marriage."

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"There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

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"The real reason a husband and wife always fight is because they always focus on the ugliness in each other and have forgotten to focus on the beauties that attracted them at first."

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"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."

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"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid."

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